What does a homeless woman use for a vibrator?
A: Two flies in a bottle.
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How do you know if you have an overbite?
A: If your eating pussy and it tastes like shit!
Whats black and eats pussy?
A: Cervical cancer!
What is the difference between oral and anal sex?
A: Oral sex makes your day and Anal sex makes your whole weak.
How is a woman like a road?
A: Both have manholes.
Why do men get their great ideas in bed?
A: Because their plugged into a genius!
How does a woman scare a gynecologist?
A: By becoming a ventriloquist!
What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?
A: Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!
What’s the difference between your job and a dead prostitute?
A: Your job still sucks!
When do you kick a midget in the balls?
A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice